Quotation of the day for Nov. 14, 2004

"... So if you want to have gay sex or visit a library, this
might be the last day for you to do so. Personally, I'm going to
kill two birds with one stone."

- Ed Helms of The Daily Show, anticipating the election of George
W. Bush to a second term as U.S. President.

Submitted by: David Kramer
Nov. 4, 2004